Today's News

Time Magazine Sinks To New Low bashing Sarah Palin. What's with these people? It's six weeks since the election. You won.

In the midst of a financial crisis, and after they hectored business CEOs to work for nothing, Congress gets a raise.

Evangelical minister Rick Warren chosen to give invocation at Obama inarguration. Gays and pro-choice groups angry. Well, actually, only the lefties that think everyone MUST agree with them are mad.

Gore: North Pole Will Disappear In 5 Years. (Apparently he has been saying this for a year already, but inexplicably still says 5 years.) In other news, snow is reported in the desert.

Obama cautions reporter not to waste his question by asking about Blogojovich. Reporter finally asks Obama about his jump shot.

Congratulations to our friend Mark who decamped from New York recently. He dodged 137 new taxes by doing so. Advice to Mark: don't move to California.