Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Today's Rumors

Who cares about facts? I want to share the rumors:
1. Barack Obama will name Joe Biden as his running mate. Well, he could do worse. I don't really think he has a strong field to pick from.
2. John McCain is considering Joe Liberman as his running mate. This would be political suicide. But, as one wag said, never underestimate the Republicans' ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

3. The baby is not only John Edwards', it is Elizabeth Edwards' and the bimbo is a surrogate mother. Wow. Next, it will be an alien baby in an aluminum space suit brought to earth in a UFO.

4. Hillary and Co. will hijack the convention and snatch the nomination from Obama. I think this is wishful thinking by the "Pumas", talk radio hosts and Simon.

Stay tuned.